This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
So I threw a Welch's Fruit Snack into the air. I planned on catching it in my mouth, but my sister thought I was throwing it at her. I lunged forward, and she did too, her mouth agape. She left me with a bloody chin as her teeth made impact with my skin. Now I probably have an infection as well.
- 06/11/2017 00:56
I agree, your life sucks