School project [gone sexual]

By Cail - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had to give a presentation about Adolf Hitler. I wanted to point out that he was a good speaker, and could incite passion in a crowd. Instead, what came out was, "Hitler's oral skills made everyone go wild with excitement." FML
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You assume that double meaning isn't true.

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

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Hitler only had one ball

that is true that hitler only had one it's a good thing "grow a pair" wasn't in style back then

If I said that and people laughed, I'd get suspended... Teachers and their assuming....

Hahaha, you have shamed yourself. FYL

how is this fml????

oral skills = oral sex 

he means dick suckery

You assume that double meaning isn't true.

modern society has very sick minds. you have to watch your mouth. but that is freaking hilarious!! haha sorry about that though, that would be a laugh-about-it-later moment!!

I'd laugh about it then and there

So did your oral skills titillate the student body?

haha. I would have been.

:x I bet his skills make people wild. Eh, these days everyone is nastehh

his skills killed people ?

Do you not know how to respond to comments?

speach fail? woot first 10 :D