Embarrassing, Music, Awkward, Farts and Work: Saxophone solo

Saxophone solo

By fartypants - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winter Park

Today, as I finished my piano recital and took a bow, I farted into the microphone. FML

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CBOokami 13

Friday 19 June 2015 9:01

Looks like your butt cheeks started the applause for the audience. You must have done an amazing job :)

WellThatWasRude 27

Friday 19 June 2015 8:59

Well, at least the audience will go home with a laugh! I'm sorry, FYL, OP, but one day you'll look back on it and laugh!

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erjgyflover 18

Friday 26 June 2015 12:58

You probably didn't give an encore

md96 8

Wednesday 3 February 2016 0:58

on core

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Monday 2 May 2022 4:31

Encore, encore!

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