Embarrassing, Music, Awkward, Farts and Work: Saxophone solo

I farted in the gym yesterday next to a cute girl. I was really pushing to finish my set and it just shot out, it was loud too, and it smelled rancid.

Mandybruin 15

Friday 19 June 2015 23:11

Great story, bro! Tell it again!

ajs1987 15

Wednesday 24 June 2015 16:32

I thought it was "cool story bro." At least that's how I remember it from high school.

SookyLala 13

Friday 19 June 2015 15:57

haah thats brilliant.

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