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By NotSpiderman - United States - Edinburg Today, I discovered a brown recluse spider in my house. Before I could smash it, it escaped under the door. Now I'm freaked out and wearing boots and gloves, clutching at my kittens and waiting for it to appear. My dad laughs everytime he walks past. FML I agree, your life sucks 24592 You deserved it 4585 155 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MrFerret Today, it's my birthday, and my present is that my mom is coming over to see me so that she can borrow three hundred dollars. FML I agree, your life sucks 37616 You deserved it 3386 115 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hnnhyoo - United States - Oxnard Today, I got told that I was going to hell for turning down a man that was at least in his 60s. Even after I told him I was married. FML I agree, your life sucks 24858 You deserved it 1634 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Biggie - United States Today, during a snowstorm, I opened my car door to get out. The wind snapped it wide open, then immediately changed course and swung it back at me just as I stepped out, spilling an entire hot cup of coffee all over me. FML I agree, your life sucks 29173 You deserved it 4344 107 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Netherlands - Kerkrade Today, somebody poured a cup of coffee down the back of my shirt. When I turned around, I saw a man who said, "You looked like my ex from behind!" and ran off. FML I agree, your life sucks 37056 You deserved it 2177 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I came out to my therapist as gay. Claiming that my parents "can't be that homophobic", my therapist outed me to them. They kicked me out of the house. FML I agree, your life sucks 5738 You deserved it 422 37 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By x0SoReckless0x - United States Today, some obnoxious guys started calling me ugly. I tried to ignore them and be the bigger person. That's pretty hard to do when they start throwing rocks at you. FML I agree, your life sucks 48248 You deserved it 3449 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By grocerystalker - Australia - Newcastle Today, I spotted a girl I have a crush on while grocery shopping. Before I could go over and say hi, I noticed her walk over and stroke a few kitchen knives through plastic wrapping. Then I spotted her in the dog food section sniffing rawhide bones with her eyes closed, looking very happy. FML I agree, your life sucks 26212 You deserved it 3331 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By scarredforlife - United States - Bethesda Today, I realized why my sister refuses to let me clean her side of the room. She's secretly been trying to revive dead ants. FML I agree, your life sucks 26749 You deserved it 1863 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By FinanciallyF*ked Today, after my husband applied for a VA loan so we could move out of our ridiculously overpriced apartment and into our first home as a mortgage would be significantly cheaper, we were denied. If we can afford $1400/month in rent, we surely can’t be trusted with $1000/month for a mortgage, right? FML I agree, your life sucks 3093 You deserved it 181 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oh my fucking god - United Kingdom - Derby Today, my fiancée has been saying, "Shit's gone cray-cray" for over a week. I finally snapped. When I was done ranting, she murmured, "Baby, don't be cray-cray". FML I agree, your life sucks 52120 You deserved it 9064 172 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By raebelle - United States Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML I agree, your life sucks 36555 You deserved it 10735 352 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Cunt - Netherlands - Blaricum Today, my mom had a tantrum and screamed at me over my use of bronzer. She called me a selfish bitch and claimed that I'm somehow slowly giving myself skin cancer. FML I agree, your life sucks 15935 You deserved it 17567 137 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By geeklove - United States Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML I agree, your life sucks 34645 You deserved it 7468 478 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mook05 - United States Today, I found out that my girlfriend of 6 months is not actually on vacation with her cousin but is moving in with her fiancé. FML I agree, your life sucks 35269 You deserved it 3163 65 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By twintowers - United States Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML I agree, your life sucks 50244 You deserved it 23158 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By acnegirl - United States Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML I agree, your life sucks 51643 You deserved it 7123 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanksnicksparks - United States Today, my girlfriend asked me if I loved her. I tried to be cute and romantic and responded with a quote from the Notebook, which I watched with her yesterday. After I said, "If you're a bird, I'm a bird," she broke up with me because I was "phony and unoriginal." FML I agree, your life sucks 30648 You deserved it 10249 201 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Never Work With Animals or Children - United States - Van Nuys Today, I ran out of the house after my dog, tripped and knocked myself out on the railing by the front step. I woke up to my little brother lifting up the back of my dress for the neighborhood to see. FML I agree, your life sucks 25121 You deserved it 2606 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kingkarnie - United States Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML I agree, your life sucks 42166 You deserved it 2947 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nick - United States - Las Vegas Today, I came home from the hospital diagnosed with high blood pressure. It's caused by stress. My wife had a very long talk with my son about it. All the kid has been doing for the past 2 hours is scream at his Playstation. I'd rather be at the hospital. FML I agree, your life sucks 24114 You deserved it 3405 109 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, my dog ate so much toilet paper that she can probably wipe herself from the inside out. FML I agree, your life sucks 3627 You deserved it 362 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Taylor parsons - United States Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML I agree, your life sucks 35239 You deserved it 7460 170 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By stillsingleladies - United States Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on. Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too. FML I agree, your life sucks 73418 You deserved it 5845 85 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Dang-ItsDanielle - United States Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML I agree, your life sucks 62245 You deserved it 19376 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymousse - United Kingdom - Pontypridd Today, my roommate came home after a night of heavy drinking and started urinating on my bed. When I confronted him, he just slurred, "Sorry, thought it was my bed." FML I agree, your life sucks 23671 You deserved it 1542 46 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML I agree, your life sucks 44212 You deserved it 4113 204 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By indi1011 - Australia Today, I was giving a presentation to a group of high school kids about how being 'cool' wasn't as important as they might think. When I was done I asked for questions. A kid says, "Miss, I get that you're not into being cool, but you're wearing your pants inside out.' He was right. FML I agree, your life sucks 45974 You deserved it 25424 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Canberra Today, after the topic of grandkids came up yet again, my fiancé confessed that we've been having trouble conceiving. Later, I overheard his mum telling him to take my engagement ring back to the store and get a refund, because apparently I'm not worth marrying if I can't give him kids. FML I agree, your life sucks 25549 You deserved it 1608 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML I agree, your life sucks 36179 You deserved it 3763 160 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sk8rgurl - United States Today, I was testing for figure skating. I was wearing a brand new custom dress that was a halter top. On my first move, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Immediately after retaking the move, my dress snapped open, exposing myself to the judges. FML I agree, your life sucks 50272 You deserved it 5587 113 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Bentleigh East Today, I was giving my friend a crash course in Star Wars over coffee. As I was telling him about the primitive and savage Sand People, some attention-seeking tit came out of nowhere and called me racist. Apparently she thought I was talking about people from the Middle East. FML I agree, your life sucks 24501 You deserved it 2151 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CRC - United States Damned freshmen Today, a freshman set off the fire alarm in my dorm at 2 a.m. He tried to microwave Easy Mac without adding water. I had to stand outside for 45 minutes while the firemen moved the noodles to the sink and ran cold water over them. FML I agree, your life sucks 29216 You deserved it 2411 150 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By atomwolf - United Kingdom - Southampton Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML I agree, your life sucks 4972 You deserved it 11913 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By fart - United States - Houghton Lake Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML I agree, your life sucks 35031 You deserved it 7253 76 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 25/8/2020 01:02 - United Kingdom Broken Today, I recently got out of hospital after suffering a bad head injury. My doctor warned me I might have localised skin numbness, and it turns out I do. In my penis. Can’t feel a thing down there. We discovered this in bed, where nothing could get a rise out of me because it was completely dead FML I agree, your life sucks 1967 You deserved it 141 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Nicole - United States Today, I was in IKEA when my friends and I thought it would be fun to play hide and seek. We all hid; I was in a good hiding spot. Half an hour later, I was still there. I texted my friends to see where they were. They all left to see a movie, and forgot about me. FML I agree, your life sucks 38944 You deserved it 12939 140 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By spitballer1 - United States Today, I made a bowl of spaghetti for my girlfriend and me. I tried the move from Lady and the Tramp where the boy and girl both slurp the same piece of spagetti and end up kissing. When I tried it, the spagetti went too down far my throat, and I ended up throwing it up on her. FML I agree, your life sucks 49118 You deserved it 28994 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 26/12/2020 08:01 Influencers Today, my wife asked me to wrap an empty box to put under the Christmas tree. She didn't want her vlog followers to think she didn't get me any gifts. FML I agree, your life sucks 876 You deserved it 94 4 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Take a number Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML I agree, your life sucks 1415 You deserved it 249 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rodfergie | 18 #7692228 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:12 Watch without volume. The women's laugh on the video will make you want to rip your ears off and shove them up your own butt. Send a private message 8 0 Reply
By real life problems | 26 #7692268 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 21:48 Her laughing sounds like a chicken coop Send a private message 4 1 Reply
By rodfergie | 18 #7692228 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 20:12 Watch without volume. The women's laugh on the video will make you want to rip your ears off and shove them up your own butt. Send a private message 8 0 Reply
By real life problems | 26 #7692268 - Wednesday 12 September 2018 21:48 Her laughing sounds like a chicken coop Send a private message 4 1 Reply
By user53658 | 15 #7692512 - Thursday 13 September 2018 11:14 I dont get it, the little dog is not helping, but that doesn't matter, because the big dog can get out by himself, so what's the fuzz about? Send a private message 1 0 Reply
Today, I found out my husband was cheating on me while I was waiting in an ICU waiting room while he was getting brain surgery. FML I agree, your life sucks 89 You deserved it 4 2 Comments
Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked... I agree, your life sucks 274 You deserved it 48 5 Comments