Rammed

By StillnothowIimaginedmydaygoing - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Radcliff

Today, my boyfriend found out that male goats will stick their tongues out, snort, and garble at female goats in heat. Now he's doing it to me at all manner of times, sound effects and all. I now know why goats ram their heads into things repeatedly. FML
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michaelaranda 28

Goat luck trying to get him to stop kidding around.

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auest 15

Find some other obscure creature like that, and simply do it back. Eventually he will stop if you make it embarrassing enough. Either way, FYL OP

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unwagedwriter 8

I think it's time to stop having sex until he realizes it won't get him anywhere.

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SweetPsycho 13

I know how you feel... my boyfriend does the same thing. just get a spray bottle, I found out that works along with food.

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DLBL 20

This is the RESULT of Billygoats ramming their heads into things repeatedly.

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