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Pissed

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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epic. fail.

datkid117 13

You didn't stop and think "Is there enough room for me to lay there without you kicking me?". Those must be some high ass swings. As for the peeing part. LMFAO =] FYL

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Comments (147)

MotherGrimm 0

So what is OP and her friend like 10?

I'll kick you in the face and piss on you and see how you like it.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! BFFs!!!

Brittney_E 0

sounds like a sex tape in the making.

naked swinging session!!

Brittney_E 0

sounds hot! i mean 2 girls and 1 cup became a big hit... :D

Haha 2 girls 1 swing?

yeah! *throws up* 

Brittney_E 0

this is history in the making people!! someone should write this down. shot gun not doin it. ._.

I hope you learnt your lesson :p

Brittney_E 0

learned. i hope you learned YOUR lesson.

sourgirl101 29

Have you not "learned" that "learnt" is also correct? No worries. I screw words up all the time.(:

ispitflames 3

u grammr fockas r annoooynn

Brittney_E 0

your face is annoying. now stfu noob.

woahh calm yourself chica

Brittney_E 0

who's chica? because it sure as hell ain't me.

Chrisskiies 0

Whose* Because*

who's= who is. IN YO FACE.

oh wait sorry I couldn't tell that flames was a guy.. my iPhone blows. my bad.

Chrisskiies 0

Who's= an in it belongs to who. ie. Sam's cat. Lol I'm bored, killing time till I go out, so idc either way. =D

lol yeah it's summer I don't wanna think about school

ispitflames 3

145 your probably fat. & i know for a fact you're ugly. so go die. beached whale.

Brittney_E 0

i don't like capitolizing crap. did i misspell capitolizing? it doesn't look right... -.-

Brittney_E 0

185, you're one to talk. you look like a dyke. go suck something. you are not even worth my time, piss face.

ispitflames 3

lol noob. capitalizing*

Brittney_E 0

thank you ^-^ it felt weird to type it like that.

brittney u really are ugly so shut up and 185 doesn't look like a dike he seems fine to me u mexican ho

why can't we all be friends?

ispitflames 3

ha :p

brittney youre a dumb ****. 'youre not worth my time' and then you keep talking . wow .

FFML_314 12

Brittany, ispitflames is only jealous because he's been trying to grow his hair out like yours for years. He also found out today that the Justin Bieber concert was sold out. :[

ispitflames 3

hahahah oh yeaaaa ya knowww :D

candy fi yo lolipop time

I think she was trying to intro you to two new things at once.

twisted and funny!! thanks op!

haha, put the video on youtube.:)

KylaaKatastrophe 0

I second this! #23, what size are your gauges?

this made me cum

missvictory 6

wow, that's a failure! why would you think that was a good idea?? :)