Cars, Accident and Transportation: Panic on the streets of somewhere - FML

Panic on the streets of somewhere

By raiyne - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff

Today, while parallel parked, a car stopped next to me, backed up, and hit the woman behind him. When she pulled off to the side to check for damage, she slammed into me. FML

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Doortje 29

Tuesday 11 January 2011 19:01

"Today, my car got hit. FML" would have been a lot shorter.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:19

So I take a few months off of this site in hopes that the quality of FMLs would improve. I log on and this is the first FML I see... I'm going back to looking at cats having sex with barbies...

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AFloppyWetWhale 6

Sunday 9 September 2012 1:14

#WomenDrivers

TwistedShadow 7

Sunday 3 March 2013 22:01

Bumper Carsss!!!!!!! ... no wait... Correction, Bumper Car$$$$$!!!!

Ipsum629 13

Wednesday 16 July 2014 6:15

that driver is a special kind of stupid isn't he?

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