Today, I was walking on the beach when I saw my crush walking towards me. I was thinking about what I was going to do while playing with my top that ties in the front. I decided that I was just going to smile. When we got closer to each other, I smiled and waved, and as I put my hand up it untied my top. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
Today, I waved at my crush, but he waved at someone behind me. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I saw my crush at the grocery store. He saw me and started walking towards me. I got so excited that I farted when he came near. FML
Today, I was going to walk up to my crush, kiss him, and tell him how I felt. We are already kind of touchy with each other, so I thought he liked me back. I walked up to him and kissed him. He kissed me back, then gently pushed me away. He quietly whispered, "I'm gay." Then walked away. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my crush and wanted to see what he thought of me. Instead of asking him straight, I tugged at my shirt, saying ''I don't know why I wear this top. I always look awful in it." He said, "Are you fishing for a fat joke?" FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today I was walking around the mall and I saw my crush from high school. He came up to me and, instead of talking to him, I burped, and he just walked away. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
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BenignScientists 0
That oughta do it!
silentsparrow4 0
How is this an FML? If I were him, I'd be VERY interested in you!
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Comments (149)
Scotticus117 11
that woulda been a turn on for me, that woulda helped out, im sure he liked that lol, but still fyl. did anyone else see? hahaha
love15_fml 8
haha, bet he liked that. But ya, that could be a bad thing for those of you who don't see this as an FML- that's not the impression most girls want guys to have of them, unless all they want is sex.
funsize003 0
hahah this is hilarious. sameish thing happened to me the other day. I was sitting down and laughing really hard at school and I went to slap my leg and accidentally flicked up my dress when I brought my hand back up. Let's just say some people got to see alot they probably shouldn't have in the school setting. :)
angel03260 0
well atleast you got his attention? flashing a guy can always do that..
hahayou12345 0
Haha whoopsy daisy. But ah well, if you have nice assets, why not?
shudder_glasses 0
i didnt know girls still wear those shirts??
justxdream 0
22-im sure nobody wants to read a novel...take it down a notch. 46-its a bathing suit?.. and yeah, we do. & i bet he can't wait to get with you now. :)
less_efficient 0
I agree with the general consensus, unless the beach was crowded, at which point that sucks
cob05 0
seriously, what are you 12? how do you do that??? also, why does everyone on here have a "crush" this isn't 1980. grow up stupid tweens...
codaic1549 0
#49 a "crush" as you call it can be very emotional for many people, not just tweens! (no i am not a tween)