Roommate and Love: Not cool, not at all - FML

Not cool, not at all

By dammed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a text from my roommate asking me if it was cool that my ex was coming over to console him because he's sick. FML

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BenTaz 7

Friday 3 August 2012 20:51

I don't get the whole ex/friend thing. If ur not with them anymore, who cares what they do. It's not a personal attack or a disrespect. Just life moving on.

samanthamaay 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 23:42

it's your EX. you basically can't have a say in what your friend does cause your not together anymore

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legalgravethief 8

Monday 13 September 2021 13:28

Ohhh that’s tough one, on one side at least your housemate actually cared enough to ask, that’s actually really nice and decent of him, but you are broken up so really it shouldn’t make no difference, that being said if I walked in to see my ex… yeah I would be very very unhappy

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