Transportation, Exams, Accident and Ironic: No good deed and all that - FML

No good deed and all that

By Sam - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Belgium

Today, on the way to an exam, I saw a car accident happen. I stopped, helped the woman who was injured, and waited for the paramedics. I was late to school, the teacher didn't buy my excuse, and I failed the exam. It was an exam to test my first aid skills. FML

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pinkducttape 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:02

that sucks. hope you can get a paramedic or the woman to talk to your teacher.

lucyford 0

Tuesday 19 May 2009 20:05

oh that is a boatful of irony.

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lynx43_fml 0

Thursday 28 May 2009 5:39

Aww don't worry, at least you got a personal hands-on lesson.

tj8610 0

Friday 10 July 2009 19:00

this is one of the many reasons that I love irony. but definitely, FYL

shnibz101 0

Monday 27 July 2009 8:01

Oh the irony

blue_angel 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:40

That is some cruel irony right there! I'm very sorry to hear that, but do you know if the woman is ok? You proved you can be a paramedic by not taking that test and helping the lady in the accident instead.

iazy9 14

Saturday 27 March 2010 4:21

damnn atleast the good karma will come to aid you

anthony2113 0

Tuesday 13 April 2010 8:14

how ironic

Coxxy 0

Wednesday 19 May 2010 12:47

Irony sure is a fickle bitch.

Cubby97 4

Saturday 4 September 2010 0:18

thats bullshit! take it like a man!

smileycupcake62 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 2:56

aww thats sad, but good for you for helping the lady. There should be more people like you:)

Blue_Monster 10

Wednesday 28 November 2012 14:19

Should have taken a picture!

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