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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 15:00

Today, my husband suggested that I spend my three weeks of summer vacation alone with our four children, so that he can spend his going birdwatching by himself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 815
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Tell him the only bird he’s gonna watch is the one you’re flipping him.

Zekfen 17

And by birds he means his mistress.

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Zekfen 17

And by birds he means his mistress.

By "birds" he means "bird"

Plan you vacation by yourself. With or/and without the kids (one with with them, 2 by yourself, for example). Let him babysit them while he watches birds.

Tell him the only bird he’s gonna watch is the one you’re flipping him.

manb91uk 22

Yeah right... His favourites being Swallowfield, Blue Tits and Robins I take it...

You could do a compromise....go 1 week for yourself while he has the kids, then he goes 1 week while you have the kids and then you go on holiday for 1 week together with everyone?

This reminds me of a movie Brokeback mountain that I recently watched.. Ah you should be very careful #justsayin

I couldn’t believe they couldn’t get even a little bit of fishing in. Wouldn’t you want a little break from marathon butt-fucking to do some fishing?

So he gets custody in the divorce, right?

oh, to be a dad...