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Today, I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. FML

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sexymexybm 0

'My roommates are my parents. FML' enough said...

BrunetteHottiie 0

Maybe OP is underage, stupid.

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The rules bro, the rules.

Mmm, yummy. Play nice! :]

YDI. It's their house and you're complaining on the internet they probably are paying for. Move out. If you're underage get off the computer and call the cops if it really bothers you and say they're touching you where you pee.

In no place did they stay it was the parents house, it could be THEIRS dumbass.

Then they wouldn't have called it "roommates" if it was their house...

safirestar09 0

Yeah, they would have. If their parents live with OP for financial reasons or whatever, it could actually be OP's house and not the parents. That is, however, assuming OP is above 18.

TheDrifter 24

Most likely its a teenager trying to make themselves sound independant. My little sister referred to her parents as "her roommates" until she moved out.

They should remind you that hiding your junk from the people who made it is just plain rude. Having a dad who wants you to look at his dick? That ain't right.

thats just scary... heres an idea- move out

thanks 4 replying and thanks 4 trying anyway Intoxicunt!

maybe this is their way of trying to get you to move out :) otheriwse I say beat em at their own game and join em :)

so basically you live with your parents

Am I the only one that thinks it's the parents living with her and not the other way around?