Love, Facebook and Scams: Loser - FML

Loser

By pwndbykidz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually three ten-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

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xcgvx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:14

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iFRUiTTART 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:12

LOL . YDI for not realizing they talked like 10 year olds , and for flirting only cuz she was hot . xD

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T_Rev1017 8

Wednesday 22 June 2016 19:52

Sorry bro

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