Love, Facebook and Scams: Loser - FML

Loser

By pwndbykidz - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out the hot girl I'd been flirting with on Facebook is actually three ten-year-olds who created a fake profile to see how many desperate losers would try to hook up with her. FML

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xcgvx 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:14

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iFRUiTTART 0

Monday 10 August 2009 9:12

LOL . YDI for not realizing they talked like 10 year olds , and for flirting only cuz she was hot . xD

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fail_gurl21 7

Friday 20 July 2012 8:50

lolz

squidbilly4life 0

Monday 26 November 2012 6:17

Why were you flirting with a "girl"on Facebook if you didn't know her? YDI

Ryan8878 21

Saturday 18 May 2013 7:58

*****, ***** everywhere!

Turock27 7

Wednesday 28 August 2013 15:17

You're not smarter than a fifth grader

burritosrgood 12

Tuesday 1 October 2013 5:02

THOSE GURZ R BADASS AMAZING! Sorry that happened though...

FabCee 18

Tuesday 19 August 2014 17:02

lol sucks to suck

hayleyblack2u71 21

Thursday 8 January 2015 7:00

My friend and I did that a few years ago xD (this one kid who what like 13 was @cutiepieboy from Instagram all over again ???)

alexanderavatar 24

Sunday 21 June 2015 18:08

wow 10 year olds think ur a loser fyl

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 1 September 2015 22:35

Always ask to Skype.

johnceeeenaaaaa 5

Tuesday 15 March 2016 4:21

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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