Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Look out!
Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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thecanadian341 0
Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones
tellithowitis 13
Well your just on a roll
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77777771 12
Ahhahahah
texas_redneck88 10
Why in the hell would you swerve to miss hittin' a dead animal?! It's dead, who cares!!
texas_redneck88 10
And..........your point is...........? I don't why whenever someone post a FML about hittin' an animal w/ their vehicle and everybody says 'aww poor animal.....blah blah blah". Shit ******' happens, big deal an animal got killed, it's not the end of the world
texas_redneck88 10
^ *get
THE_A_TEEN 28
you're a redneck, you eat roadkill. BTW It could have been a large ******* animal, not a raccon, skunk, cat, ETC. Moron.
ikickgingers 15
Uh I live in ny. The crazy ass rain has caused an indecent amount of roadkill. Personally - I swerve to not run over the dead skunk and his sac of putrid scent.
Enslaved 38
Or maybe to avoid damaging their car? Not everyone owns a monster truck.(: I have a low rider.
texas_redneck88 10
I don't have a monster truck, I got a F-150 that doesn't have a lift or anythin' on it and I still run over animals in the road. Unless it's a dog or somethin larger, don't want to do any body damage.
Enslaved 38
Well then, perhaps it was a dog or something larger that was in the road. Lol I've heard deer can cause some major damage to a car. I don't have those where I am. I've only come across a few opossums.
ikickgingers 15
Yes, the real question though: do you think my tractors sexy?
gleeklove 2
Okay first of all, I'm pretty sure you would care if you ran over a dead animal and a bunch of blood splattered over your tires and car. :l. Also, even if their dead, animals deserve some respect. If a dead animal was on the road you would just run over it... to me, that's just cruel. >(
texas_redneck88 10
^ who are you talkin' to?
BronyVasNormandy 12
If only you had Bridgestone tires, this whole mess could have been avoided.
bebe088 0
You should be called butter, cause your on a roll bro!
Enslaved 38
MANswer's question: How do you get fresh meat for free? Roadkill.
jakeshade11 8
******* animals... Be glad you weren't on a motorcycle. Stupid things will get you killed.
Roevera 14
That could cause accidents.. You're not even supposed to move for a live animal.
raggyone1 4
opps...
truehitman2010 0
omg, is the car ok?
Lovina_fml 8
Aww poor animal. And that sucks OP. At least you tried to avoid that.