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Look out!

Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML

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Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones

Well your just on a roll

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daftPunKt 4

U obviously shouldn't be driving if u don't know not to stop/swerve for a dead animal if it could be potentially dangerous. They teach that in drivers ed. Genius.

You obviously don't know how to spell the word "You".

daftPunKt 4

I didn't realize I was teaching first graders how to spell here. I was actually teaching a valuable lesson in driving, so one day u won't be run over by some moron. Peace

11 does have a point. The animal is dead. It makes no difference if you run over it again. But if you try not to It could be dangerous

If you can avoid not running over it, it's better. Could be dangerous to run over the dead animal, depending the size.

Running over an animal can be bad if it's really big like deer or something because dead or not it still can cause much damage.

You ungrateful bastard!

Come on man, why would you avoid a dead animal? It's already dead. What is it gonna do, be reincarnated?

SimpleMinds_fml 7

It will get smashed into your tires and possible fly/spray on your car...no one wants to clean that shit up.

if you run over a dead animal, it comes back to life :truestory:

iknowimawesome 13

At least you didn't hit a live person! That's where I thought this FML was going...

StitchnLilo 24

Some people should be hit by a car...sorry but people now are so damn stupid...

iknowimawesome 13

83- haha I agree ;)

Awwww!! Poor thing!! R.I.P!!

It was hit by a car. I dont think its gonna rest in peace

Maybe in pieces though

That's kinda mean.

Well it might. It depends.

Watch out in hell~!

itzNaynay 0

Dinner?

I'm just going to point out, that another person commented almost the same thing, and people agreed with that comment, and yet won't agree with this one.? Wtf

Playing more GTA will help you become a better driver.

Gotta agree with this because drivers are crazy in the game.

Do you work in the jungle?

But it was dead