Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Look out!
Today, on my way to work, I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML
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thecanadian341 0
Well now someone else has to dodge two dead ones
tellithowitis 13
Well your just on a roll
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daftPunKt 4
U obviously shouldn't be driving if u don't know not to stop/swerve for a dead animal if it could be potentially dangerous. They teach that in drivers ed. Genius.
CryMoreFMLs 15
You obviously don't know how to spell the word "You".
daftPunKt 4
I didn't realize I was teaching first graders how to spell here. I was actually teaching a valuable lesson in driving, so one day u won't be run over by some moron. Peace
holeyman 8
11 does have a point. The animal is dead. It makes no difference if you run over it again. But if you try not to It could be dangerous
ndorsett 0
If you can avoid not running over it, it's better. Could be dangerous to run over the dead animal, depending the size.
MissTaco 7
Running over an animal can be bad if it's really big like deer or something because dead or not it still can cause much damage.
MegaTroller_fml 5
You ungrateful bastard!
IfTheKeyFits 3
Come on man, why would you avoid a dead animal? It's already dead. What is it gonna do, be reincarnated?
SimpleMinds_fml 7
It will get smashed into your tires and possible fly/spray on your car...no one wants to clean that shit up.
kbt13 0
if you run over a dead animal, it comes back to life :truestory:
iknowimawesome 13
At least you didn't hit a live person! That's where I thought this FML was going...
IfTheKeyFits 3
Me to.
StitchnLilo 24
Some people should be hit by a car...sorry but people now are so damn stupid...
Cappiej 18
^ too*
iknowimawesome 13
83- haha I agree ;)
lionlvr 9
Awwww!! Poor thing!! R.I.P!!
jackt2034 0
It was hit by a car. I dont think its gonna rest in peace
hubla 0
Maybe in pieces though
lionlvr 9
That's kinda mean.
lionlvr 9
Well it might. It depends.
TheCupcakeKiller 0
Watch out in hell~!
itzNaynay 0
Dinner?
lylasgurgur 12
I'm just going to point out, that another person commented almost the same thing, and people agreed with that comment, and yet won't agree with this one.? Wtf
belkinbra 12
Playing more GTA will help you become a better driver.
yswt 12
Gotta agree with this because drivers are crazy in the game.
somewizdom 15
Do you work in the jungle?
Btreasure 8
But it was dead