Last night I was so lonely that i resorted to spooning my pillow,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 15/09/2019 18:08

Last night I was so lonely that i resorted to spooning my pillow, I fell asleep in seconds.... FML

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100stapled 2

Monday 9 December 2019 23:16

i do this every night thx for making me feel worse about myself

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100stapled 2

Monday 9 December 2019 23:16

i do this every night thx for making me feel worse about myself

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