Work, Dogs, Painful and Animals: Kenny Loggins is penning a song - FML

Kenny Loggins is penning a song

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my manager came into the dog grooming salon I work at, lecturing about the importance of staying out of a dog's "bite zone". Right then, the dog I was working on bit me. FML

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melonrind 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:09

And this is how not to do it!

leogirl95 12

Tuesday 10 January 2012 16:24

I think they did find the bite zone.

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You_Need_Soap 6

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:16

I have the same occupation as OP. I always get a devilish chuckle inside when jackass receptionists want to come baby-talk and get in the face of the savage shih tzu who is a known biter. No matter how many times they're warned, they never understand why we say "ask before touching!" Its like "no touch, no talk, no eye contact!" thanks Cesar!

AdolfShitler 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 21:36

Damn you were in the bite zone and the dog made you his bitch! Gotta stay outta the bite zone man!

avdkemp 6

Thursday 12 January 2012 2:47

I farted I'm the middle of class and I'm the teacher!FML

sydie5 12

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:10

Didn't see that one coming.

Crystal55621 19

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:21

Wrong, I think #1 was talking about the OP not finding the safe zone. If there is a bite zone wouldn't there be another zone that you are supposed to be in?

Grauncho 27

Tuesday 13 November 2012 22:14

You work at PetSmart.

Felling 14

Wednesday 13 February 2013 2:40

******* petsmart man.

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