Keeping score

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Lawndale

Today, I found out why my teenage daughter won't brush her teeth properly. Apparently, my son convinced her that toothpaste has tons of calories. FML
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nfjskcbdkdjdjdn 2

But you don't even swallow toothpaste, so why would it be a problem even if it did have calories?

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Bullpine 11

Wow. That's excessive. If you can't change her mind, tell her to use baking soda. Although, you really should talk to her because being that obsessive seems unhealthy.

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gc327072 30

Here comes kitty boo boo. (look at 6's name if confused)

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Soloman212 28

44, they're not disputing whether or not she did it, they're just saying she should have.

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LadyGore 12

It's unfortunate when your off spring act as if they have a mental handicap.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Explain to her that boys don't like girls with nasty teeth and stank mouth.

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TheJester12 15

Really hoping no one spreads that same INCREDIBLY FALSE * rumor about semen as well .

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cbiscuit1 2

Wow....that's genius...

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Well... at least she's not absorbing poisonous fluoride anymore...

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