ElleSavage
This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
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Today, I finally found a dress I'd been missing for months. It was in a casket, on my recently deceased cousin. FML
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MissMizery 19
I bet she looked drop dead gorgeous.
Allie614032 34
Well, I hope it wasn't expensive, because you're definitely not getting it back now :/
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mcdgaf 14
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How is that anywhere near a **** your life? More like **** hers, she obviously looked up to you in at least one aspect, and you are dogging her after death? You need some sort of help.
almost_there44 26
Girl, the only one that needs help is you. This is a little app and you sound so angry. Relax, you're acting like you're the dead cousin.
Ali Alexandrea 16
haha wtf? clearly it has nothing to do with he cousins death, but that obviously no one asked her and its in a situation where she cant get it back. what is wrong with you
blightsight 10
Do you really think the cousin decided to wear that to her funeral?
Emma Marshall 19
How is she dogging her cousin lol
MissMizery 19
I bet she looked drop dead gorgeous.
hpandher 16
One would think that death of a cousin should be a bigger concern than a dress. Priorities, eh?
skippydoda 32
I don't like many of my cousins so, a dress would be a bigger deal.
Allie614032 34
Well, I hope it wasn't expensive, because you're definitely not getting it back now :/
aruden 25
With time and a good shovel anything is possible.
Lisa Raible 7
But they have to ask themselves is it really worth all that effort? lol
Zekfen 17
You should demand it back. It’s not like she needs it....
Justin Allan Bannister 9
to put a dresser clothing on a dead body they have to cut the back of the dress. they wrap the clothes around their legs and stuff it's not the ability to get the dress back LOL. And who wants address back after it's been on a dead body?
tiptoppc 21
Someone who is spiteful enough to the dead party. There’s a few people in my life I wouldn’t hesitate to rip my property off in spite if I found they tried to take it to the grave. Depending on level of spitefulness, I’d even desecrate the corpse and piss on the grave. A few of my family members come to mind
manb91uk 22
I assume this dress is not a one of a kind and completely Irreplaceable versace or something? I'm pretty sure you can't begrudge your cousin in this instance..
Glowworm56 27
But who wore it better?
RichardPencil 32
I’ll bet that dress was... wait on it... keep waiting... to die for!!
Jr Malvitz 15
I think i died waiting for you to finish
apossessedbagel 14
That's what she said.
Tarlachia 33
It was a long standing custom amongst many civilizations that people would take clothing off dead folks, not to be rude but because the dead no longer needed it, and they still did. But that’s not really practiced anymore. And, are you really going to lift your dead cousin up to pull that dress off her right in front of everyone? I don’t think so.
Dave_Davington 35
There you go, just take it back. Not like she's in a position to stop you.