Homeowners, Home improvement, Insects and Health: Just a tad

Just a tad

By concusion - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML

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JINJANINJA 0

Monday 23 August 2010 21:00

Look on the bright side, now you can install a firemans pole

samanthadude 0

Monday 23 August 2010 18:44

Ouch! ):

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_OHNOES 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:00

that's just ridiculous

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 24 August 2010 1:55

It was probably terminex. They suck. Economy exterminators found termites terminex didn't even tell me about, and they did it for much less.

hobo_lowbo 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:02

if it fell from the attic then wouldn't it have tecnicaly fallen through the ceiling? not the floor, just saying

joshua7 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:21

shit op that suxs!

Neekadeek 2

Tuesday 24 August 2010 3:57

hahahahaha I'm sorry this FML is hilarious

sparkey1568 0

Tuesday 24 August 2010 7:05

thts just a fail

Klink_fml 3

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:56

pedo termits

gooseboy 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 16:37

I fell through the floor!

XDSmilezXD 4

Thursday 17 November 2011 6:15

Technically... It was the ceiling... Just sayin'. FYL OP.

tuckit 28

Sunday 22 June 2014 3:55

Ouch, that really suck.

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