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I'm a loser, baby

By Anonymous - 06/07/2013 11:26 - United States

Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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KeXu 6

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Find someone giving you the glare and say "hey, that person over there looks like she'd give you a chance."

Miss_Stunshine 1

Saturday 6 July 2013 16:05

Maybe he studies psychology and is VERY good at what he does...

Comments

BananerzFresh 12

Sunday 7 July 2013 14:48

I feel as though he does this a lot.

Omniprism 14

Sunday 7 July 2013 20:43

Wear a ring then you could get off without hurting someone's feelings. And easily removed for hotties.

nitrog100 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 23:32

Damn...I actually sympathize with the guy just a little bit...That's not a good sign for my next 6 months...

SilencioIsTheKey 12

Wednesday 10 July 2013 7:51

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BlissfulLiss 18

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:37

As embarrassing as getting rejected is, he actual made worse with his reaction. I wonder if he always does that..

mjzgirl1995 6

Saturday 13 July 2013 4:40

I mean you could have still gave the poor guy your number. Just saying.

amisenho 11

Tuesday 23 July 2013 17:54

I have no sympathy for this guy. If you didn't feel like dating anyone currently, there's no shame in turning him down, not to mention his horrible delivery without even taking the time to get to know you. Sounds like he was being superficial.

Rababco 29

Wednesday 5 February 2014 5:11

Poor guy, he probably has emotional issues, or maybe it was just the "straw that broke the camel's back" sort of thing. That must have been really awkward for you OP, you don't have to give him your number but maybe you should've given him the number for a good therapist, it would probably be more helpful anyway.