Today, I went to El Pollo Loco for the $10.00 special. I ordered from the pimple-faced kid at the register, pulled out two fives, and he said, "That'll be 9.70, I gave you the senior discount." I'm 10 years away from that. Thank you? FML
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Today, an elderly man had to give me money to pay for my grocery bill because my sister broke down crying in the store as I didn't have enough money to pay for both her milkshake and cookies. She's 19. FML
Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML
Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML
Today, at work as a cashier, a guy came up with a cart full of stuff and it took me 10 minutes to ring it all up. When I told him his total, he felt his pockets, said, "Oh shit, I forgot my wallet!" and walked off. He left about 15 bags worth of things for me to put back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that, "It's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I wanted to use my gift card for a liquor store. I went to pay the cashier, who said he needed to see my license. I gave it to him, along with my gift card. After paying, he asked me if I wanted him to cut it up, since the card was now worthless. I said yes. He cut up the wrong card. FML
Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML
Today, I saw a woman breastfeeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years-old. FML
Today, I received the $30 parking pass that I ordered over 4 weeks ago. My class is only 4 weeks long, and next week is the last week. FML
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lindsaysue 4
Take the discount and be happy about it! The poor kid didn't have to give it to you...
colgesuks 3
saved yourself 30 cents, 7 years ago that was five sticks of gum... be greatful
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Comments (125)
ssaxena 9
Senior discount!!!!! Great that you did get some discount anyways :P
urdirtyolduncle 15
pimple faced lol
equalzmusic 0
Good to know there are also old people on FML?
bfflrhea 0
i dont get this at all...
broomhildo 19
OP is an ungrateful bitch. End of story.
GoodLookingGeese 10
kids these days.. everyone over 35 is damn old for them.. wait till they'll be your age - they'll talk different!!!
starscouter 1
Well hey...who cares what the kid thinks. At least you got a discount! :p
coltsrock37 15
go pop his pimples
goldered 2
You seem to be a bit uneasy with the idea of officially being nearly elderly. Think about 10 years from now. You might be a bit embarassed about your age so the dude at the counter made it easy for you to get your discount.
goldered 2
You seem to be a bit uneasy with the idea of officially being nearly elderly. Think about 10 years from now. You might be a bit embarassed about your age so the dude at the counter made it easy for you to get your discount.
Klug_fml 7
Wait, the place is called The Crazy Chicken?
kings1fan 6
Correct