Tyrez
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Boulder, United States
I like what you've done with the place
Today, my stepbrother's attempt at making a snack resulted in the microwave catching on fire and the everlasting smell of burnt pizza rolls. FML
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MdMan2 23
How your step brother managed to do this intrigues me…
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Get some fans and let it air out OP! At least your house didn't burn down!
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woainishamu 21
Totinos?
a_wiener_d0g 15
This is the real question here
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Get some fans and let it air out OP! At least your house didn't burn down!
exoticDeath 20
I mean at least it's not fish or old vegetables .
Enslaved 38
Burnt popcorn is pretty bad too.
Jojohn0 23
hot pockets are dangerous. consult and expert before microwaving.
vampivy23 16
But who was talking about hot pockets?
Jojohn0 23
I realised too late. pizza rolls are not pizza pockets. I'm not even sure what you would call a hot pocket
fangirlofthings 21
I believe the box calls them sandwiches
CliffyB03 28
The package says spread 6 pizza rolls on a plate evenly. He didn't follow directions!
liv1222 29
Let's be honest no one ever follows that rule.
nonsensical 26
It's absolutely frightening to think he might've put 5 on one side and 1 on the other.
Smooth_Criminal 24
Who follows that rule? *ahem* 12 jammed on a plate.
CliffyB03 28
More like let's see if I can fit this entire bag on the plate lol
phreaker913 21
15-20 @ 99 seconds. depending on how good your microwave is
alexanderavatar 24
he must be proud and thinking,"wiw I almost burnt down the house... FIRST TRY
hastisc 2
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rainbotato 14
i bet they were cold on the inside, too
Neverafter 14
or molten fking lava D:
aecribb 14
There is no in between
Swandive235 27
My stepbrother put easy mac into a toaster. That was 2 months ago, I can still smell it whenever I make waffles.
Benzio 15
can we get some more details as to HOW you put easy mac in a toaster?
Swandive235 27
It's more of an oven-toaster combo. And he isn't the brightest fellow.
paravoz 30
How old is your stepbrother?
Swandive235 27
9
EsotericAura 25
To get rid of that smell microwave a bowl filled with water and 2 - 4 teaspoons of lemon juice (or half a lemon) for about 7 minutes. Let it sit for 5 - 10 minutes (this helps the steam deodorize and loosen stuck on food.) I find that it does nothing for the stains and discoloration, but the food and weird smells go away.
smithv171 17
Someone didn't read the box..
MdMan2 23
How your step brother managed to do this intrigues me…
Dthsapprntc 23
Me too, so let's do an experiment. Put pizza rolls in the microwave and then set the time according to the oven directions. Anyone have a spare microwave lying around?
InLuvWithCandy 13
I think I know how to do it, but I love my microwave too much to try to see if it would catch on fire. I also love my pizza rolls
I_Like_Dogs 28
Life finds a way. One time, Little Me tried to melt chocolate using the microwave. But Little Me didn't know shit about cooking. Long story short, Little Me did not succeed in melting the chocolate, but succeeded in melting the plastic bowl. FML