weswithaute
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Australia
How do I put it?
Today, my daughter asked me how to spell "Orange". "O-R-A-N-G-E," I replied. Without missing a beat, she says, "No, I mean the colour, not the fruit." She's 16. FML
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Savra_fml 17
For her next lesson, tell her the colour brown is spelt S-H-I-T.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
Beat her with a bag of oranges till she understands.
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leadman1989 16
10 - You look like one of those guys that says "ladies" after everything he says to women. :p
leadman1989 16
I could have started a multi-national billion dollar corporation, been on top of the world swindled my own clients out of 100's of millions of dollars gone on a drug induced downward spiral of escorts and self-mutilation by now... But I just got on FML -_- Something like that?
GameOver008 1
Is she blonde?
Gewoon_Miriam 0
Maddoctor you are funny haha XD #meangirls is hilarious
FUUUandyourmom 16
#hashtags need to stay on Twitter
iliketurdles 7
#15, It's ironic that you don't quite understand what ironic actually means, thus making #14's comment hold a little more weight. (14, you're still an asshole, don't generalise).
D3athT3ch 4
i c u gave her ur low IQ :P
MarjoCupcake 11
ICU have no IQ, dumbass, get the EFF out. :)
D3athT3ch 4
i c u gave her ur low IQ :P
studguy24 0
Your daughters a dumbass
MarjoCupcake 11
Time for Darwin's law to step in, man. FYL.. Unless you dropped her first :)
stacianichole 2
HOLY CONTRAST BATMAN. Srsly, photoshop profile pic editing 101: don't make your face white.
SrakaSrakasta 20
She's probably fishing for compliments with her picture, but is too ugly to acually get any without makeing her face, well, white.
IStillReadBooks 8
79- you're probably too much of a jerk to have friends in real life, so you have to live on the computer. Stop being a douche.
je_suis_fml 11
40, I like the picture... it has an artistic flair and your eyes look pretty. :)
jesskaisns 5
Either blonde, or you dropped her as a child.