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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff - United States - New Hyde Park
Today, I was fired from a job I didn't know I had. That is to say, the company hired me but didn't tell me, so when I didn't show up for work two days in a row, they called and claimed job abandonment. FML