Schaf_12
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Vienna, Austria
Grooming
Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML
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redbluegreen 41
I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.
EnterSandman_fml 20
At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.
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Comments (126)
sBqOuMaBd 9
Would have been better if she said you look like Wolverine?
TheIchiban 11
Tell her she still looks like a bitch everytime she gets a haircut. It's not your fault you look that way OP. She married you, she must respect you.
sBqOuMaBd 9
Calm down little one. People do joke in this world, and then other people, like yourself, take it way too serious. I can't guarantee she was joking, but when people take something so stupid serious, they comment on FMLs.
ALpein 0
Wow, that response to such a comment is kinda' absurd.
zuzupetalsYO 11
#20 you're a dumb stupid head.
BunchieRules 31
What an insightful comment, 46! Did you think of that one on your own?
dubstep12 8
Hey sqjwheown. What ever your name is.. Doesn't that make you seem like you care if your commenting.. Jus sayin:p
cawoods 1
What's OP?
blcksocks 19
That's when you hold a knife and say "let'sss put a smile on that face"
YesyDidWhat 0
Lmao, good one! :D
disneydraeer 10
I think you may have preferred lumberjack.
lolfood 24
Are you Shia Laboeuf?
ShadesOfBlue5 9
Naw man, Shia Lebouf is a real life cannibal not a serial killer
HeroesKiller7 9
Dude come on The beard is for men that's what makes us different from women ,, and plus having a wee wee But by the way , I would love to look like serial killer though
auzz1_pride 9
Yea you do know that some women grow beards. Also there are shemales that have a "wee wee"
22cute 17
Lol that's what I'm going to say if my husband wants to grow a beard. "Go ahead, I'll grow one too! It will be fun!" Ha Ha Ha
Bonzer 2
26- Missing a few periods, are we? Your comment is hard to follow.
myth454 2
Gasp! Does that mean that 26 is pregnant?!
Matty1188 6
It's called a penis.
yomamaOo 2
While you rape and murder her let her know that you truly are a serial killer
janerose21 3
Do you like any dish served on "Chopped"?
betty_white 12
i enjoy chopped very much, what's it to ya ? o_o
BubbleGrunge 18
Well...time to practice some roll playing with your wife!
8121440 3
Okay so im going to get alot of hate on this but what doesOP mean please help?
ICastillo 25
Orange Pokemon
ImTheAlpha 30
Oblong Pyramid.
Bonzer 2
Don't listen to them. They're trolling, it actually stands for Oliver Prices. Its the national retail price for olivers.
DeLpHe3zY 7
Ill be that one nice guy. It mean Original Poster. My friend
ICastillo 25
Don't listen to 58 he is lying, it actually means Orangutan Penis.