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Schaf_12 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Vienna, Austria

Grooming

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.

At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.

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Haha she's funny

Time to make her a dinner of liver and fauva beans with a nice chianti.

Psychology_13 8

Then start with her

Well, you should shave off the entire beard...

AaliyahMorgan143 5

Least you don't look like Rick Ross..right? (:

Original poster should have said, "Honey, I was going for the pedofile look but I guess this is close enough." It would have been funny as hell and the look your wife would have given would have been priceless!

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

did you go for the Seneca Crane look?

PInK_ExCiTeD 7

Step on cereal...

wubbazugg 5

I get that too, don't feel bad.