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Schaf_12 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Vienna, Austria

Grooming

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.

At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.

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I would have taken that as a compliment

There's #1.

taylordanielle98 1

It's your hair!

EnzaiFreak 1

Hey, serial killers look pretty badass to!

poor Capt'n Crunch.... he will be missed

bizarre_ftw 22

She married you SDI

Lolz sounds like my bf, its ok dw bout she says if ur not a serial killer who cares if u look like one :)

Do u have a mustouche??

TheExtremeFMLs 3

Maybe you are one.. O.0

PJmeloche 2

Who cares? role play. Fun shit