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Schaf_12 This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Vienna, Austria

Grooming

Today, I trimmed my beard. When I showed my wife, she said, "Yeah, but you still look like a serial killer." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I tell this to all my victims right before I cut them open.

At least you aren't being compared to Sasquatch.

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Serial killer is the new sexy. She likes it.

We don't all look the same.

style your beard???

this can not be the first time she has been completely honest with you

Well, she obviously can't feel that strongly about it since she married you.

You aren't proud of that? People say I look like a school shooter/serial killer and i take it as a compliment

Perhaps if you care about her opinion you could ask what would make you NOT look like a serial killer.

Are you sure you don't look like a lumber Jack? They sometimes look like killers too.

PadfootLovesPie 16

well if she thinks you look like a killer and is married to you. I'd rub in her face that she must be into that or something, ect.

kovehshteeble 7

that's why I don't cut my beard!!