Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Tipton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Great to know
Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML
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ninjanick1911 14
well it is the happiest place on earth!
chuka81 27
Better than being conceived in a regular toilet, I guess.
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an3ph 20
Sorry about that, Mickey.
psycheiris13 20
What a story to tell the grandkids.
Msraina 8
I was conceived Christmas Eve on a bean bag chair in my grandmother's living room. Some things shouldn't be shared with children.
kasmol 16
I guess that was either the cheapest or most expensive ride at the park, depending on how you look at it.
EmsyyyRose13 24
It's kinda sad how many people seem to think their mother was actually sexing it up in a toilet bowl. First of all, that's very implausible. Secondly, UK and American English do not use the exact same words for everything.
C00kiesNcream 24
That's where the magic happens! Right?
neonglostix 28
I guess Disney really did make make a man out if you!
loserman67 36
It had to have been Donald Duck. He never wears any pants so he can get in and out (pun intended) quickly. Look at it this way, your mom brought home the ultimate souvenir from her vacation.
migmit 11
Disgusting. You shouldn't have to pay to visit your motherworld.
HatemyLife32 15
All I want to know is how?