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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tipton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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well it is the happiest place on earth!

Better than being conceived in a regular toilet, I guess.

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Hey at least you didn't grow up in a Disneyland dumpster...

IN?! You were conceived IN a Disneyland toilet?!

In....or on?!?!?

mynameisfinn 4

its a small birthing center after all!!

Wow

did rainbows and sparkles shoot out when you were born?

How does she know it wasn't that one time at six flags :p Jk, OP. Are you the happiest kid on earth?

By toilet, I mean the "restroom".

That's awesome!!!

So are you a life time annual pass holder ?