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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tipton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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well it is the happiest place on earth!

Better than being conceived in a regular toilet, I guess.

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Well, Disney is the happiest place on earth. You should feel lucky.

Even the toilets are the happiest place on earth c:

its a small world after all!

Well it is where all the magic happens...

graphicstyle7 17

That is actually pretty cool and awesome. Anyone can get made into a 'lil embryo on a bed.

IN the toilet?! holy cow!

skipper2009 18

Wow not on but in the toilet thats hardcore.

It really is a Magic Kingdom

If it happened on 10/6-- Mad Hater Day I can understand. Spinning teacups can make anyone horny!

did your parents honeymoon there or something? I think that'd be sweet but it's still pretty disturbing to know such details lol sorry for having to have this image in your head, OP.