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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Tipton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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well it is the happiest place on earth!

Better than being conceived in a regular toilet, I guess.

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At least you weren't born in it.

Does this not make you Disneys property?

Where all the magic begun

The only thing that would make this better is if "Its A Small World" was playing in the background.

Is that so bad?

this is genuinely disturbing to me.

*finds tape labeled Disneyland '91

Well you know what they say, Disney's where the magic begins

at least your conception was magical.

Hey I was conceived on an airplane by two random strangers. My mother accidentally when into the bathroom while my dad was jerking off to get rid of the stress of flying and decided to "help" him relax and enjoy the flight.. Yea. I was also born on an airplane over international waters.