Food, Scams and Money: Go to jail, donut pass go

Go to jail, donut pass go

By Golden~ - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

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Jacobt24 19

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:05

I always wondered why schools say they need more money -_-

cherrybitches 6

Wednesday 1 June 2011 16:05

report her

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relam 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:02

if u have proof, then get that bitch fired!

Goldendesu 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:07

I don't have any :(

xMissxMurderx 1

Thursday 2 June 2011 1:25

mmmmm donuts

TheresNoEffingwa 7

Thursday 2 June 2011 2:59

yea and I thought Americans were fat asses ...

vbmg152 18

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:30

That's illegal

bzett 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:21

Sueeeee!

narrisnotmyname 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:27

bet parents started wondering why for every $1 donated a pound was gained :?

Gibblezrulez99 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:34

Teach her a lesson and prove it to the central office of the school district.

fayulfayul 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:16

she fat much..?

hunter4925 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 5:39

duck you liar

hellothere2616 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 7:22

I'm so sorry. I've had an experience just like that except she got reported to the girlscout's rangers haha:)

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