Get me out of here

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year-old man. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 010
You deserved it 5 346

Top comments

You're never too old to be disciplined. Now get back to your naughty corner.

Comments

The most sensible option would've been to just walk away..

well that is obvious and then wouldn't give us the amazing experience of reading that!

structuredchaoz 4
Dredelsplace 0

Ypur step mom should have been arrested. People are assholes. The economy sux. A lot of people have had to move back in due to layoffs and such. Get over yourselves people.

If he wasn't living there, he would've just left! Argument, over! She's probably tired of him living in her house! O.P. It's time to get your own place!

It never said that he still lived there...

Iknoweverything 29

GROW UP. "Psycho stepmother?" "Took her side?" How about keep your damn temper, don't fight with her in what I assume is HER house, and leave the house before it gets so bad she starts getting physical? My guess is her "physical-ness" was her trying to get you to LEAVE because you probably didn't respect her in the first place. And how about growing up enough to be able to solve your problems WITHOUT the police involved? You may be 29, but your status indicates you have the maturity of a 14-year-old.

I love how you just fill in any blanks about the story with whatever you want and then attack ops maturity.

ClingyOtter 4

#69 Not get the police involved? I'm pretty sure if someone is beating your ass, you call the police. I think you're the one with the maturity of a 14-year old, since all you did was assume things and attack Op with "GROW UP". For all we know, OP could've been the one who was calm the whole situation while his stepmother started to get physical.

#69... im guessing your a psycho step mom yourself? either way, that sucks :/ hopefully your not living in the same house as her (well your 29, if you are, GET OUT)

flickyourbic1223 7

96- The blanks that iknoweverything filled in are plausible. The OP and his step mom were obviously not at OP's home(if such a place exists) had they been there though I'm 100% certain that OP would've called her intrusive on top of everything else. He seems to be a sensitive pansy of a man. 116- A physical situation doesn't automatically infer that OP was getting his ass kicked. More than likely he was in no danger. Domestic violence is a very serious crime and if OP was harmed then his step mother would've been charged and this whole matter would've been taken much more seriously. It's safe to assume that OP was just dressing up the FML to get pity. I wish I had enough time to explain my comment to you but I do hope that the bits and pieces that you may have followed somehow made sense in that simple mind of yours. As far as maturity is concerned, your lack of knowledge is screaming louder than any shirt that Ryan Styles has ever worn. 121- Just because iknoweverything isn't rooting for the OP doesn't mean that she herself is a psycho stepmom. You logic is flawed.

Iknoweverything 29

I think I'm entitled to make every last judgement I made. Had there been an assault, there would have been marks involved. And had OP been calm, the "argument" would not have escalated into violence. I also have enough life experience to tell when certain words used imply maturity levels. And the term "psycho" ALWAYS means "we can't possibly get along, so I'm just going to chalk it up to her being psycho."

jayAZ 3

you got larger problems than a stepmother getting "physical" if you are 29!! who uses "physical"? did she beat you or not? I would beat your ass out of house!!

fyl11122233 0

make an excuse and say that shes crazy and hasn't taken her pills yet.

Italianovivace 0

you couldnt handle yourself in a fight against your stepmom?!?