mottephobe
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Today, I subbed for a first grade class. They were releasing butterflies. Butterflies scare me shitless. A bunch of 7 year-olds watched as I screamed hysterically when one landed on me. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
This reminds me of that episode of Pokémon where Caterpie was all up in Misty's everything and she was completely ******* terrified of it.
yourreflection 0
shame on you
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Comments (282)
TheDrummingResul 0
Wow, not an FML. Grow up and stop milking everything for attention. stfu..
xoxfall2piecesxx 0
Omg! Another person who fears butterflies! Glad I'm not the only one! I hate them! Idk what it is, but I run the other direction when I see one!
Lucious_Fan34 0
I'm scared of butterflies too!!! :(
CommonSenseKarma 17
I had. A bad. EXPERIENCE.
tohelliride 0
omg someone who knows! I would rather face a rabid dog than a butterfly
mollysaysrawr_fml 7
Me too! I had a very scary experience as a child...
ChangMu 8
Man, that is an inconvenient fear.
Carriah420 9
How are butterflies scary??
venom8 13
If you're aware that it is irrational, then why do you continue being afraid? Take initiative. See a therapist, tell a close friend or relative, and do something. Phobias can be overcome. If I may offer a suggestion (no, I am not a doctor of any sort), look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I am an in control of my body, I am in control of my mind, and I am in control of my life." Say that or something to that effect, then start taking baby steps.
marinewifey17_fml 1
balls.... you need them.