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myfavoritesgouda This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Manhasset, United States

Full of himself

Today, my boss gave me an autographed photo of himself, after he heard that I think he's intimidatingly attractive. FML

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Play your cards right for that promotion :)

promotion > dignity and self-respect

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Comments (58)

RamenForTheWin 10

Get that dick gurl, now that you know you have a chance! Maybe he's joking and wants you too!

kriseliz 9

I'm so sorry that happened. Was he hitting on you, or mocking you? Either way, at least he wasn't uptight about it, and he didn't lecture you, so there's that.

IliekLoki 7

This is now one of my favorite FMLs

venus89 17

Obviously he sees potential. Use that for your advantage

After watching Office Space, anytime I read an FML about bosses I like to think of them like Bill Lumbergh.

he sounds like he has a good sense of humor!

How very full of himself. Burn the picture in plain sight. It will send a message and it might make you feel better.

Gave me a good laugh, reminds me of Gilderoy Lockhart, anyone else?

EmsyyyRose13 24

Not until you mentioned it. Nice comparison!

Love the username

You want the d.