Bosses and Work: Full of himself

#2, no, not all of us. I once had a female boss that was "meh," and it didn't discus her with my co-workers. I would have banged her if it would have helped my career. ;)

timss4 19

Monday 24 June 2013 16:26

Lol double meaning to the word BOSS!

upallnight11 19

Monday 24 June 2013 16:31

I like his style.

Keywords

Relatable Work Awkward Parents Job interview Facebook Social Media Jealousy Love Relationship advice Friends AITA Kids Roommate Shoes Annoying Music Names Customers Education Capitalism Money Gamers Weird Coworkers Bodyshaming Landlords Allergies Dogs Cute

The Top

Today, I've had a crush on a guy for a while - a friend of mine knows this. I finally decided to find out once and for all if there was any chance with him, so I drove to his house, armed with a home cooked meal and wine, only to find the very friend I confided in was at his house. It turns out they are now an item. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 161

You deserved it 150

Today, a person I've never met called me a whore and spat on me. Why? Because I was babysitting for my neighbors and answered the door for two well dressed women passing out religious pamphlets. I politely declined to take any. Apparently being a 15 year-old girl caring for a toddler makes me a sex worker. FML

I agree, your life sucks 470

You deserved it 48

The Top

Today, I was supposed to talk to my girlfriend's mom to ask permission to date her daughter but I chickened out. We've been together for almost a year, but have not been on a real date because I am too damn scared of her family. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 959

You deserved it 46 128

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 607

You deserved it 4 068

Today, after house sitting for my future father-in-law and managing to keep things spotless for 3 weeks, a pipe burst. It flooded the place and shorted out a plug socket, causing a fire that ruined the front room. He gets home in 3 hours. I'm screwed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 201

You deserved it 268

Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 805

You deserved it 7 816

Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 768

You deserved it 13 345

Today, I went to the House of Horrors at Universal Studios. People dressed up as monsters would jump at us, and I was so freaked out that I tripped. My equally terrified mom fell on top of me. Frankenstein's monster was nice enough to ask us if we were alright. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 573

You deserved it 15 810