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Why? This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Saint Charles, United States

Fuel to the fire

Today, our dog died. My daughter was really upset about it, so my husband tried to cheer her up by saying, "At least she will be doing something that she liked forever: Sleeping!" My daughter continued to cry for half an hour. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Haha, lucky for me, my parents never tried to cheer me up about pets when I was a kid. As a matter of fact, all my pets went off to live at farms, and none of them actually—oh. Wait…

At least he tried. Give him a break

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Sorry for your loss.

If the dog died of old age then that's good and she'll get over it. If it was sudden, then...🤷🏽‍♀️☹️

At least it wasn’t what my wife’s parents did. Forced them to throw their pets in the trash immediately after they died. My in laws are total pieces of shit. Sadly, due to family insanity, she only recently learned how to care for and train pets. I grew up with dogs and pets, so I set the example. We now have 5 awesome cats, and all are cared for and healthy as I don’t let pets suffer from things like flees. So now she has healthy pets that are living longer than any pet she had growing up.

Dad joke FTW.