Cars, Thief and Transportation: Dicknugget! - FML

Dicknugget!

By 3-wheeler - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I left my car in a disreputable area. After picking it up later on, I heard a strange "clonking" sound. The clonking suddenly stopped when my wheel fell off; someone had stolen my wheel nuts. FML

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SavageFOLK 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:06

does anybody understand how hilarious "wheel nuts" sound?

astro_plastic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 16:11

Uhhuhuh. Beavis, he said 'nuts'. Uhuhuhuh.

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loodles 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:00

hehe... nuts

Dro4200 2

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:00

They are called lug nuts not wheel nuts

Josh5895 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:00

got nuts ? :)

Josh5895 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 4:03

got nuts? :)

ecbfilms001 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 5:01

ahahahaha nuts

RKftw 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 7:05

well I guess it's time to... *puts on sunglasses* nut up, or shut up...

wrathofbong 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 10:40

it's a well known fact that lug nuts can be traded for crack. well maybe not lug nuts but Deez nuts can :p

evilfred 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 12:56

To all the people "correcting" OP for saying wheel nuts, look at his location. It's more common in the UK to say wheel nut instead of lug nut. Even mechanics do it.

Serec 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 22:47

Today,I saw this white guy get out of a nice car and decided to pay him a visit by jacking his nuts.

DaddyYankee210 0

Monday 15 March 2010 20:49

at least you still have your tires(:

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