Culture wars By j1hill33 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States Today, my dad told my little brother that Tokyo is in China. This is the same guy who yells at me every time I get a "B" on a report card. FML I agree, your life sucks 35 648 You deserved it 2 441 Share Tweet Share
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML I agree, your life sucks 20 640 You deserved it 91 153
Today, I realized that my girlfriend had never said anything about the proposal ring I had put into a box of her Froot Loops. When I hinted it to her, she said that the cereal had expired, so she threw out the box. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 876 You deserved it 27 764
Today, my 5 year old lactose intolerant daughter decided to have some chocolate. The result: me cleaning the bathroom walls at 3am, finishing at 4:30am, and then start cleaning again at 5am when her stomach contents decided I had missed a spot. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 319 You deserved it 4 534
Today, my boss asked me to take some of the female mannequins and change the outfits. As I was changing them, I realized that this was the most action I've gotten in almost a year. Not only am I twenty-seven, but I'm married. FML I agree, your life sucks 27 324 You deserved it 3 703
Today, at work, I came back from my break to find a child covered in mud. Turns out it wasn't mud. One of the other children had taken all of the poop out of their diaper and smeared it all over the floor, walls, and other children. The other teacher hadn't noticed, and I had to clean it all up. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 157 You deserved it 153
Today, sleep-deprived and thinking I tolerated my low dose of diabetes medication Metformin well, I upped my dose like the bottle said to. My asshole has yet to forgive me. FML I agree, your life sucks 570 You deserved it 168
Just like how the attack on Pearl Harbor by the Roman Empire took place in Sydney, Australia.
Welcome to the life of a son/daughter.