By magicalDEATH - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom
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A million kids in Haiti don't have toy helicopters, and you don't know how to control yours? Whose life is fucked?
Wow, this is now the #1 who gives a crap FML. Your like does not suck in the slightest bit. In fact, now you'll have a hilarious story to tell various friends in the future. If anything it was actually something good for you. All the moderators should be kicked out for allowing this to go through.
Uh... FMLs can be anything from something like this that sucks, but you will laugh about in the future, something embarrassing, or something extreme. They're all FMLs. If you don't like it, click YDI and move on to a "real" one. Besides, the OP could have a black eye or broken nose, cut lip, etc. Or it could just hurt. Get over it.
Those toy ones are harmless, you're a pussy, and whoever allowed this past moderation should be euthanized. Try flying a gas R/C helicopter into your face next time, then you'd have a real FML if it didn't take your head off.
Do you realize that people die in helicopter crashes. My uncle died last year in a helicopter crash. His head got chopped off and you are complaining about getting hit in the nose by a stupid little helicopter. It's your fault that you didn't move when you saw it coming at you. Grow up.
While it truly sucks that your uncle and other various people have been killed in helicopter crashes, you really shouldn't judge OP for having a TOY. Sure, he obviously needs a bit more practice to learn how to not do idiotic things with it, but a TOY helicopter isn't going to chop someone's head off. This has nothing to do with the FML posted.