Accident, Painful and Toys: Close encounter

Close encounter

By magicalDEATH - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I flew a toy helicopter into my face. FML

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anag0212 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:09

seriously? what did you not see it or where you like "oh, look here comes the helicopter straight to my face, should I move? no it'll probably change it's course any minute now".

caancoha 0

Tuesday 19 January 2010 20:06

I feel a paradox. You were piloting a helicopter on a trajectory that went awry, spun out, and crashed it into your own face. How odd.

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LOL_7052 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 15:28

calm down OP haters. this is the only fml that got me to laugh in like a week.

volcrome 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 16:41

lol thats funny the same thing happend to me but it waz a toy truck. =D

ObadiahtheSlim 2

Wednesday 20 January 2010 18:46

Next time try a toy DUCK!

DeservedIt 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 22:34

If you can't fly these things, then please never try driving.

510lobita510 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 1:36

fail

LibrtyPrime 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:13

LMAO this made my day

Jeff2017 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 3:29

OMG finally a real fml I love it.....SIKE

pwincessa23 1

Thursday 21 January 2010 9:16

Seriously, people are DYiNg in Haiti and ur fugly face being hit by a toy is going to f*ck ur life?!

mikeoo56 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 23:41

lmao thats hella funny although i do feel sorry for you lmao

manstie 1

Saturday 23 January 2010 16:28

Yeah, because YOU FAIL!

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