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Today, my boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

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It sounds like you both have horrible taste.

unknown_user5566 27

Normally I hate that cliche line, but, he WAS honest... I'm confused about how I should feel.

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Comments (57)

So basically what he's saying is that even though its his bad taste in women his reason is actually you because your not good enough. What a winner he is.

totheforest84 4

I always loved the "I know you are but what am I response."

HighlandShadows 48

He's a douche... you're better off without him.

KiddNYC1O 22

It took him a year to realize that? There's definitely someone else.

Junk punch time... Seriously... What an asshat!

MrCheese01 2

I'm sorry, but that's hilarious!

No it's not, that's just flat out mean and disrespectful....

You won't think it's so funny, when somebody you're in a relationship with does the same thing, or something worse. Think about how they feel before you act ignorant and rude.

MrCheese01 2

It's messed up what happened to her, obviously but just hearing how the guy put it adds a spin to a classic cliché...hah

It's still funny

I think it's hilarious too. Not the breaking up part, but the cliche. It's awesome. Then again I have a skewed sense of humor and am just a bitch in general.

48- So what you're saying is that you've never laughed at another person's misfortune before? Never in your entire life?

86- Nope 48 is the perfect human

That sucks, a whole year wasted

I think he meant that he loves horrible women and that's why he's leaving you. (:

Holy crap my boyfriend of a year broke up with me today and the same way too! Scary!!!!!!!

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

Or #47's boyfriend reads FML.

That could mean he's changing girl and already found another one...