Clampdown

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I accidentally clamped my hair straightener down on my ear. Eleven hours later, it still feels like I have a burning, swollen fireball hanging off the side of my head. FML
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ilovepoppa 0

Ouchh! I do that sometimes, hurts bad! Put some ice on it?

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HeavyMetalViking 0

So, nobody told you that 'elf ears' went out of style years ago? and you did it the wrong way.

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lalagirl912 0

I've done that 3 times in a row, laughed it off(it was as hot as possible btw) and also did it the next day while it was just starting to get better. suck it up!!!!

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sk3l370n 0

curly haired people can vote too you kno

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wriptidez 0

the doctor can prescribe a special pain relieving cream

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rebecca_marie_21 0

beauty is pain.

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xXDubbleChic 11

I did that once. I feel your pain. 

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padlockd 9

Ya know sometimes I'm really glad I'm a dude. Er, make that all the time. :3

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