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Christmas warmth

Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML

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omgshaylaaa 0

Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.

manforgot 1

Dumbass. Or should I say burnedass?

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MustangFilly77 9

If you really have a third degree burn, you belong in the ER getting skin graphs.

5t3ff1k4h 47

Grafts*. What the hell are "skin graphs"?

5t3ff1k4h 47

That doesn't defend your previous "logic" at all.

mashimarox 12

well, I hope it's not that big to the point where ur huge blister that's gonna be there will pop when u sit . haha

cottoncandymp 0

I hope you realize what the hell you're talking about when you say 3rd degree burn.

anlhawks 5

third degree my ass. a straighteners not that hot. my super expensive rlly hot straightener gave me a huge second degree burn on my hand and if you were wearing clothes it shunt have burned u worse than 1st degree wow. unless for some reason u don't wear clothes while doing ur hair?

Gabbie_1210 8

First of all: You're dumb for having put your straightener on your bed. It could not only start a fire, but also melt your blankets if they have anything not cotton in them. Second of all: With a third degree burn, you wouldn't be in pain because your skin, muscle, and nerves would be gone. The nerves are destroyed in the area of a third degree burn. You're just a not-so-smart person who sat on their straightener and got a booboo.

wriptidez 0

call the doctor

shadmed 0

I don't care he says dumb shit, he just doesn't need to announce it. He didn't announce it for no reason.

5t3ff1k4h 47

Announcing he's going to say something dumb is still saying something dumb. Since you said you have no problem with his dumb remark, you're okay with the fact he said he's going to say something dumb, so this argument is over.