Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Christmas warmth
Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.
manforgot 1
Dumbass. Or should I say burnedass?
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Kandyland 12
I think that you deserve to be burnt for being stupid enough to set a heated up hair straightener on your bed! Did you know that mattresses are very flammable? It is never alright to set a hot iron on a bed or anything other than a hard surface that will not scorch or melt, even if only for a moment. It takes less than a second for a fire to start. I know your ass hurts and all, and I'm adding insult to injury, but seriously, HAVE SOME COMMON SENSE WOMAN!
lostfaithinpppl 19
This ^^^ Doesn't look like I even need to add anything. Well said.
russ444 0
third degree burns eh, so u can see your tail bone?
lovecartman 0
how the hell do you manage to sit on a straightner? YDI all the way
Milly143 3
suck it up. quit gettin all butthurt about it
iridedressage 0
I think it meant that they couldn't sit down because of the burn?
DaniPickles 0
FYL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
starsbAby 2
75-ur prof pic=FAIL
josie1238 0
haha
5t3ff1k4h 47
54 - He didn't excuse himself anywhere in his post. Also, he's got the freedom to make whatever dumbass remark he wants, provided it's spelled correctly and makes sense, and relates to the FML.
uberfaill 0
pics or it didn't happen ;)
shadmed 0
Then why prelude it why "I want to say dumbass remarks"? Just go and say them, you don't need to announce what you're about to do.