Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Christmas warmth
Today, I was straightening my hair for a Christmas Eve party. I put the hot straightener down on my bed for a second, and zoned out enough to sit squarely on it a few moments later. I now have burns on my ass cheek, and a six-hour party at which I can't even sit down. FML
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omgshaylaaa 0
Seriously? Leaving strainers or any heat appliances on bedding is an invitation for a fire to start! Come on now! Maybe it's better it burned your ass than burned your house down.
manforgot 1
Dumbass. Or should I say burnedass?
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bassfisher100 23
that's an awkward story that might be mistaken as an excuse ._.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
You're lucky all that burned was your ass cheeks and not the bedding/house. NEVER put such an item down on a piece of furniture except a bathroom counter.
unashamedfemale 9
who tf puts a hot straightener on a flammable bed? of course ydi and you’re lucky you only burned yourself!